[Oh, if Kainé was only aware of that missed opportunistic pun she just made. Weiss would have groaned. It might have been glorious. Alas...
She reaches out with a gloved hand of her own, another retort on her tongue.]
Look! I know how to ri...de...
[Kainé trails off as the swell of the other woman's breasts presses flush to her back. Her breath catches and her hand slips its grip from the donkey's mane, resulting in her, indeed, teetering to the side.
And Jade's save doesn't make it any better, Kainé's side twitching slightly as she swallows and attempts to compose herself.
In the back of her mind, Tyrann laughs and speaks, only heard by her.
You're welcome Sunshine. Bwa ha ha!
Of course! She killed shit! Dammit!
You asshole! I bet you're really getting off on this aren't you?
Kainé spits back in her head, to which Tyrann laughs harder.
No, but you will, coutesy of me. What can I say? I'm a generous bastard. Enjoy that, Sunshine. I sure as hell will! Kya ha ha!
Jade may or may not note that Kainé's body language indicates a jumble of emotions. Anger, discomfort, shame, dread, arousal.
Maybe she can find a way to sneak off alone to take care of Tyrann's gift
It takes her a bit, but Kainé finally manages to speak.]
How much longer?
[She attempts impatience, but her tone is more wavering, and when she realizes it, she hastily fumbles for an excuse.]
[Something about the totally candid way Kainé says the name causes Jade to pause for a bit, as if the realization sinks in.]
Bad... Ass...
[And then she just fucking laughs -- maybe harder than she probably should have, given the questionable state of her ribs at the moment. Still, she laughs through the pain.]
Damn! Why didn't I ever think of that?
[She's having second thoughts on her donkey's name now. Oh well.
[It does give her something else to think about rather than dwell on the closeness of the other woman, though it doesn't quite occur to her that Kainé might be having problems for entirely different reasons. The way she stirs against her does make Jade worry that she's maybe making the young woman a little uncomfortable, especially when she speaks up...]
Uhm, probably about twenty minutes, tops? But... if you gotta piss, I'd suggest you do it somewhere outside. I don't exactly have working plumbing at this place.
[Unlike the topside homes with their pipes and tinkerings, the denizens of the Undercity aren't quite as fortunate.]
[Jade's reaction has her suddenly feeling self-conscious, which is, of course, masked by a display of violent insults. Kainé scowls before crossing her arms under her bust and shooting thr other woman a threatening look.]
What the fuck is your deal? You better shut the hell up or I'll quiet you myself by shoving your goddamn head up that donky's ass!
[Oh Kainé]
Plumbing? What the fuck...? Whatever forget it. Let's just stop. [She tries to think of a bluff but comes up short, instead quickly swinging from the donky's back (even if they're still moving) and being sure to keep her own back to the other woman. She looks once more over her shoulder.] I might be a bit...
It's a really big piss.
[Before Jade can interject, she's off, hurriedly searching for a suitable clump of bushes, far enough from the main road. Even her fear of the dark is stronger than the disgust she's feeling in herself right about now.]
Say one goddamn thing and I fucking swear I'll slit my own damn throat. Just shut up and let's get this over with.
[In fact, before the Shade can even start, she growls internally. Which is enough to keep him quiet, for the moment.]
[Perhaps it helps that Jade has endured the company of many prickly individuals that she is able to tolerate the insults, coupled with the fact that... Well, Kainé did also just save her worthless ass not long ago.
[It also helps that she's hot, and certainly not someone Jade would kick out of bed. But she does her best to contain those kinds of thoughts for now, not wanting to make this situation any more awkward than it kinda already is.]
Hey. Say what you want about me, but don't do my donkey dirty like that.
[Leave Butters out of this.
[Then she gives a start when Kainé just fucks off mid-step. Jade leans back, pulling her hands away when Kainé disappears into the forest.]
Well, alright then...
[She falls quiet, and for a while she just sits there. It's already getting late, but Jade doesn't see herself as having anywhere else to be...
[So she waits, figuring that it's the least she can do.
[Some time passes before it occurs to Jade just how big of a piss does this have to be, really? to justify how long Kainé is taking. Maybe she had second thoughts about accompanying Jade and decided to go her own way.]
Maybe she fell in...? [Jade comments to herself, before dismounting the donkey as well. She turns, giving him a quick pat on the face, and talks as if he can understand her:] Stay here, okay? I'm just... gonna go check on our new "friend".
Can't sleep... pain... gonna try this.
I woulda named her Bad-ass.
[Oh, if Kainé was only aware of that missed opportunistic pun she just made. Weiss would have groaned. It might have been glorious. Alas...
She reaches out with a gloved hand of her own, another retort on her tongue.]
Look! I know how to ri...de...
[Kainé trails off as the swell of the other woman's breasts presses flush to her back. Her breath catches and her hand slips its grip from the donkey's mane, resulting in her, indeed, teetering to the side.
And Jade's save doesn't make it any better, Kainé's side twitching slightly as she swallows and attempts to compose herself.
In the back of her mind, Tyrann laughs and speaks, only heard by her.
You're welcome Sunshine. Bwa ha ha!
Of course! She killed shit! Dammit!
You asshole! I bet you're really getting off on this aren't you?
Kainé spits back in her head, to which Tyrann laughs harder.
No, but you will, coutesy of me. What can I say? I'm a generous bastard. Enjoy that, Sunshine. I sure as hell will! Kya ha ha!
Jade may or may not note that Kainé's body language indicates a jumble of emotions. Anger, discomfort, shame, dread, arousal.
Maybe she can find a way to sneak off alone to take care of Tyrann's gift
It takes her a bit, but Kainé finally manages to speak.]
How much longer?
[She attempts impatience, but her tone is more wavering, and when she realizes it, she hastily fumbles for an excuse.]
I really gotta take a piss!
weh, hope you're feeling better. :c
Bad... Ass...
[And then she just fucking laughs -- maybe harder than she probably should have, given the questionable state of her ribs at the moment. Still, she laughs through the pain.]
Damn! Why didn't I ever think of that?
[She's having second thoughts on her donkey's name now. Oh well.
[It does give her something else to think about rather than dwell on the closeness of the other woman, though it doesn't quite occur to her that Kainé might be having problems for entirely different reasons. The way she stirs against her does make Jade worry that she's maybe making the young woman a little uncomfortable, especially when she speaks up...]
Uhm, probably about twenty minutes, tops? But... if you gotta piss, I'd suggest you do it somewhere outside. I don't exactly have working plumbing at this place.
[Unlike the topside homes with their pipes and tinkerings, the denizens of the Undercity aren't quite as fortunate.]
Cw: mention of suicide. I can change if needed.
What the fuck is your deal? You better shut the hell up or I'll quiet you myself by shoving your goddamn head up that donky's ass!
[
Oh Kainé]Plumbing? What the fuck...? Whatever forget it. Let's just stop. [She tries to think of a bluff but comes up short, instead quickly swinging from the donky's back (even if they're still moving) and being sure to keep her own back to the other woman. She looks once more over her shoulder.] I might be a bit...
It's a really big piss.
[Before Jade can interject, she's off, hurriedly searching for a suitable clump of bushes, far enough from the main road. Even her fear of the dark is stronger than the disgust she's feeling in herself right about now.]
Say one goddamn thing and I fucking swear I'll slit my own damn throat. Just shut up and let's get this over with.
[In fact, before the Shade can even start, she growls internally. Which is enough to keep him quiet, for the moment.]
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[It also helps that she's hot, and certainly not someone Jade would kick out of bed. But she does her best to contain those kinds of thoughts for now, not wanting to make this situation any more awkward than it kinda already is.]
Hey. Say what you want about me, but don't do my donkey dirty like that.
[Leave Butters out of this.
[Then she gives a start when Kainé just fucks off mid-step. Jade leans back, pulling her hands away when Kainé disappears into the forest.]
Well, alright then...
[She falls quiet, and for a while she just sits there. It's already getting late, but Jade doesn't see herself as having anywhere else to be...
[So she waits, figuring that it's the least she can do.
[Some time passes before it occurs to Jade just how big of a piss does this have to be, really? to justify how long Kainé is taking. Maybe she had second thoughts about accompanying Jade and decided to go her own way.]
Maybe she fell in...? [Jade comments to herself, before dismounting the donkey as well. She turns, giving him a quick pat on the face, and talks as if he can understand her:] Stay here, okay? I'm just... gonna go check on our new "friend".